Times night-desk editor Dwight Perry uses Sideline Chatter as a not-so-safe haven for the humorous, offbeat and bizarre events and characters that color the sports landscape. His column runs Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays in Sports.
Andrew Wiggins is off to the NBA, what a shock.
Bracket bustin’ in the CBI. That’s Continental Basketball Institute or something, right?