Sideline Chatter: Dwight Perry
Times night-desk editor Dwight Perry uses Sideline Chatter as a not-so-safe haven for the humorous, offbeat and bizarre events and characters that color the sports landscape. His column runs Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays in Sports.
Man of steal ran out of steam | Sideline Chatter | Dwight Perry
A would-be bicycle thief picked the wrong victim — a West Seattle distance runner.
Won’t wash your car until Mariners win World Series? | Sideline Chatter | Dwight Perry
Blackhawks fan gets the city to mow his lawn.
She could be a perfect match for Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones | Sideline Chatter | Dwight Perry
Beware of a smart mouth, and some flying 9-irons | Sideline Chatter | Dwight Perry
Taking a look at Tiger Woods’ worst nightmare
Metta World Peace has got to stop tweeting on an empty stomach | Sideline Chatter | Dwight Perry
Rugby highlight of the day goes to AJ the Chicken | Sideline Chatter | Dwight Perry
His next tactic was going to be $50,000 in an envelope | Sideline Chatter | Dwight Perry
College recruiters will try anything
He must have thought the guy was from a different planet | Sideline Chatter
That's what they get for booking a Trekkie convention in the same Chicago hotel the L. A. Kings were staying in. "This morning, (Kings coach...
It might not be a sport, but it's spellbinding | Sideline Chatter
So why is the Scripps National Spelling Bee on ESPN? "You'd think something like this would be on The Learning Channel," noted CBS's Craig...
Don't mess with MMA fans, you lowly criminals of the world | Sideline Chatter
Attention, carjackers: It's best to steer clear of mixed martial arts fans. A would-be auto rustler in Sacramento, Calif., got quite a surprise...