You could say he’s the spittin’ image of his father
Brian “Young Gun” Krause adds to family tradition of winning the International Cherry Pit-Spitting Championship.
The Seattle Times
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No family dominates its sport like the Krause clan, which boasts 26 titles in the 41-year history of the International Cherry Pit-Spitting Championship at the Tree-Mendus Fruit Farm in Eau Claire, Mich.
Brian “Young Gun” Krause, 36, added the latest chapter to the family lore with an 80-foot, 8-inch spit on July 5, though it was well short of his record spit of 93-6½ in 2003.
“You get here and it’s kind of a family thing,” Brian’s father Rick, the runner-up at 77-7½, told the St. Joseph (Mich.) Herald-Palladium. “You see teens spitting with their parents, the old standbys.
“We know what we’re doing every first Saturday of July. This is my 35th year in a row.”
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