Gwynn knew he could perform magic
The Seattle Times
Tony Gwynn: Padre, prodigy ... prophet?
Ex-teammate Tim Flannery recalled the night in Cincinnati when a rain deluge suspended a game with Gwynn set to hit with two runners on and the Reds leading 2-0.
“Because of all the rain delays, it’s now about 11:30 at night,” Flannery told The San Diego Union-Tribune. “Tony and I are walking back up the tunnel at Riverfront. He said, ‘Hey, Flan, I want you to be ready tomorrow, because this guy’s gonna throw me a first-pitch slider, I’m gonna hit it into the left-center gap, it’s gonna score two and we’re gonna be tied.’
“Sure enough, next day, first-pitch-slider, boom, left-center field, both runners score, tie game. Tony looks at me and smiles. I’ll guarantee you this: Before he went to bed that night, that lefty didn’t know he was gonna throw that. But Tony knew. Amazing. Just an amazing, amazing player.”
• At SportsPickle.com: “Celebrating Spurs fans mob downtown to clean streets, check on well-being of fellow citizens.”
• At TheOnion.com: “Report: John Calipari offered Cavaliers $20 million to leave him alone.”
Not so fast
The fastest 40-yard dash time ever recorded by an NFL prospect was by:
a) running back Chris Johnson (4.24 seconds), at the 2008 combine
b) defensive end Jadeveon Clowney (0.74), in 2013, in a Chrysler 300
3 strikes, they’re out
Saturday’s Yankees-A’s game in Oakland was delayed when the left-field lights suddenly went out.
Apparently some smart-aleck flushed three clubhouse toilets at the same time.
3 for 3
“If it’s any consolation to (co-owner Steve) Coburn,” wrote Scott Ostler of the San Francisco Chronicle, “California Chrome did receive the Triple Crown’s coveted perfect-attendance award.”
Stat of the Week
According to BaseballReference.com, since 2004 there have been nearly seven times as many home runs hit on 0-2 counts (1,806) as ones hit on 3-0 counts (267).
Sorry I Asked Dept.
“Why not us?” asked LeBron James, of the Heat’s improbable title chances trailing 3 games to 1.
Here’s your answer, King: Spurs, 104-87.
• Gary Bachman, via Facebook, after a multimillionaire officiated the U.S.-Ghana World Cup match: “He’s the only referee wielding a yellow card, a red card and a platinum American Express card.”
• Tom Peterson of McClatchy News Service, via Facebook, on being told he’d get his Father’s Day present at his son’s soccer game: “So glad it was a goal rather than a card.”
• Janice Hough of LeftCoastSportsBabe.com, on the Spurs’ roster featuring players from the Virgin Islands, France, Argentina, Italy, Brazil, Canada and Australia: “It’s like watching the World Cup, without soccer.”
• Greg Cote of The Miami Herald, on the one-name Brazilians such as Hulk and Fred: “I wish this became a trend in America, and the Super Bowl was won on a 48-yard pass from Ralph to Aquaman.”
Paging Mary Ellen
What do you get when you cross the World Cup and “The Waltons”?
Ghana defender John Boye.
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