In the news:
Allen Huddleston takes a long shot, and cashes in
The Seattle Times
So what does he do for an encore?
Fresno State senior Allen Huddleston hit a 40-footer at the overtime buzzer to give the Bulldogs a 98-97 season-opening basketball win over UC Irvine on Friday night.
“It’s the first game of the year and we walk off, get a buzzer-beater,” Huddleston told the Fresno Bee. “That doesn’t happen every day.”
• At SportsPickle.com: “Nation excited to see which Duke players it will despise as college basketball season tips off.”
• At TheOnion.com: “Salivating Andy Reid still chasing perfect seasoning.”
Tune that name
There’s a move afoot to change the name of Lake City, Tenn., to Rocky Top — as in the title of the University of Tennessee fight song.
So what’s next, changing New Haven, Conn., to “Boola Boola”?
Hit and miss
So which feat is more difficult, converting a third down in football or making a free throw in basketball? Thursday night’s empirical evidence:
• Stanford, 14 for 21 on third downs — 67 percent — in a 26-20 win over unbeaten Oregon.
• Rockets center Dwight Howard, 5 for 16 at the foul line — 31 percent — in a one-point loss to the Lakers.
Rebel with a cause
A Brazilian soccer goalie came up with quite the jersey idea — an image of the Cuban flag alongside Marxist rebel Che Guevara.
Or, as Ian Hamilton of the Regina (Sask.) Leader-Post put it: “Truly a revolutionary design.”
Wrong place, right time
“Pamela Anderson finished the New York City Marathon in 5 hours, 41 minutes and 3 seconds,” noted Brad Dickson of the Omaha (Neb.) World-Herald. “All the men who finished in 5 hours, 41 minutes and 4 seconds have some explaining to do to their wives.”
• CBS’s David Letterman, with the latest New York City Marathon news: “Today, Donald Trump accused the runner from Kenya of actually being born in the United States.”
• Times reader Bill Littlejohn, on heavyweight champ Vitali Klitschko running for president of Ukraine: “His campaign slogan is ‘A Tomato in Every Pot.’ “
• RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com, on a sure sign your favorite team is having a bad season: “The gift shop sells brown paper bags.”
• Blogger TC Chong, on the Red Sox’s top offseason targets: “Free agents Jacoby Ellsbury, Mike Napoli, Stephen Drew and the two guitarists from ZZ Top.”
The biggest baby in America this year — 14 pounds — was born in Utah in May, and he’s quite the kid.
He’s already cut his first tooth and signed a letter of intent with Alabama.
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