Counting down from No. 32? No. We'll start at the top and work our way down in our weekly power rankings:
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| 1. |  | Discount Double Check doesn't guarantee to back-to-back Super Bowls. |
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| 2. |  | Hard to find a reason why Houston won't be better this season than a year ago. |
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| 3. |  | Not a joke: Wes Welker has endorsed Depends and hair transplants. |
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| 4 |  | Ravens would've kicked themselves over last year's Pats playoff loss except they missed. |
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| 5. |  | Matt Ryan 0-3 in the playoffs, NFL equivalent of best golfer never to win a major. |
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| 6. |  | WR Dez Bryant's behavior rules don't require raising a hand to go to the bathroom. Yet. |
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| 7. |  | Bengals offense sounds like seasoning when Dalton peppers a defense. |
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| 8. |  | Winning ever get old? Nah. Not when the old get to win like Tom Coughlin. |
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| 9. |  | Steelers so old that dirt is getting offended by the comparison. |
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| 10. |  | Hey Alex Smith, Earth just called. It's waiting for you to fall back to it. |
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| 11. |  | Andy Reid's mustache is getting long enough to give its own press conferences. |
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| 12. |  | Seahawks hoping that cutting Kellen Winslow doesn't leave their wins low. |
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| 13. |  | Mutiny on the Bountywas a movie; mutiny over the bounties was a distinct possibiliy in La. |
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| 14. |  | Peyton Manning follows natural equestrian development, going from Colt to Bronco. |
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| 15. |  | Not sure if Prince Fielder would help Lions' D-line depth, but he'd certainly add width. |
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| 16. |  | Jets QBs threw to garbage cans in training camp. Perfect practice for this receiving corps. |
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| 17. |  | Nope. Quarterback Jay Cutler's not any more likable this year. |
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| 18. |  | Titans' Locker room now a proper noun. It belongs to second-year QB from Ferndale. |
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| 19. |  | Why not give Norv Turner a 1,347th chance to show he can be a good NFL head coach? |
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| 20. |  | Carson Palmer resents Russell Wilson. Another NFL QB with two last names. |
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| 21. |  | Fitting the Cards have a Skelton quarterback given the bare-bones situation on the O-line. |
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| 22. |  | Very possible the high point of this Dolphins season will be cutting Chad Johnson. |
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| 23. |  | Newton's law states everything eventually falls back to earth. Even Cam. |
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| 24. |  | How can you name Romeo your coach and not expect a tragic outcome? |
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| 25. |  | When does a mad rookie QB sound like a droid? When RG III's P.O.'d. |
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| 26. |  | Bills certainly due. They haven't made the playoffs since 1995. |
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| 27. |  | Anyone who says Jags will have a winning record if full of Mularkey. Mike Mularkey. |
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| 28. |  | Everything Vikes' need to know requires knowing about Adrian Peterson's knee. |
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| 29. |  | Rookie QB's meals can be made to sound like lawn care: Weeden feed. |
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| 30. |  | A shame NBA's Stephen Jackson has gotten so many playoff games, Steven Jackson so few. |
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31. | A control-freak college coach always works in the NFL. Ask Nick Saban. | |
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| 32. |  | HBO's Luck cancelled after a single season. Indy's Luck will have longer shelf life. |
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