Well, actually his son did.

"Are quarterbacks really delicious?" Schneider asked, turning his right and finding an authority on the subject.

Defensive end Bruce Irvin has stated matter of factly that he loves eating quarterbacks, and he told Schneider of his taste test.

"They are delicious," he said. "And good for you."

Seattle entered the honeymoon phase with its first-round pick. The one with posed photos, personalized jerseys and unrelenting optimism that this is going to work out just right.