Pro Football Weekly did hear it from Carroll after Friday's practice, though.

First, Carroll and Schneider walked off the field arm-in-arm to mock the report.

Carroll used the terms "lazy," "irresponsible" and "inaccurate."

But then, why just post a transcription when you can see both the video report and Carroll's response.

Not sure whether the most entertainning part of Carroll's response is when he says, "I don't know who those guys are or where they came from," or when he states, "It's just weak," with particular vehemence.

Update: Looks like the Pro Football Weekly video report has been removed.