Originally published Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 6:35 PM

Danny O'Neil's NFL power rankings

1. Green Bay (1) Packers' countdown to Christmas at a dozen wins and counting. 2. New Orleans (2) If Saints need a crutch to lean on, coach...

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1. Green Bay (1)	Packers' countdown to Christmas at a dozen wins and counting.
2. New Orleans (2)	If Saints need a crutch to lean on, coach Sean Payton has two.
3. Baltimore (3)	Rice-a-runnin': Ray rushed for career-high 204 yards last week.
4. San Francisco (4)	Opponents are ground meat. Niners have yet to allow a rushing TD this season.
5. Pittsburgh (5)	Steelers still surviving with their Ben-but-don't-break offense.
6. Houston (6)	It's late, it's fate, it's — ummm — QB T.J. Yates?
7. New England (7)	Hardly down Pats: They've scored 30 or more points in four consecutive games.
8. N.Y. Jets (16)	Rex Ryan isn't the kind of guy to shy away from putting his foot in his mouth.
9. Oakland (10)	Raiders' CP3 happy David Stern had no say in Raiders-Bengals deal.
10. Denver (14)	If Tim were tiny, he would be perfect for "A Christmas Carol."
11. Atlanta (8)	Second-half story: Falcons outscored 143-120 in third and fourth quarters this year.
12. Dallas (9)	'Tis the season for the Cowboys to start losing for no good reason.
13. Cincinnati (11)	With three losses in four games, Bengals running a collective fade route.
14. Chicago (12)	Caleb Hanie has Bears shooting BBs in a .357 Magnum world.
15. Tennessee (15)	And just like that, Chris Johnson is up to speed.
16. N.Y. Giants (17)	Defense prepared for gymnastics with a Tuck (Justin) and a Rolle (Antrel).
17. Detroit (13)	Ndamukong Suh's crash caused by — wait for it — stomping on the gas.
18. Seattle (18)	A lump of Cole really soured Seattle's holiday spirit.
19. Miami (21)	Reggie Bush looks at Kris Humphries and says, "Thank goodness that's not me."
20. Philadelphia (20)	If you're looking for the Eagles, they're out in the tank doing the backstroke.
21. San Diego (22)	Chargers need to remember to put the recycling bin out so Norv Turner can be collected.
22. Arizona (25)	LaRod Stephens-Howling was LaMan with last week's OT TD vs. Cowboys.
23. Carolina (27)	QB Cam Newton has rushed for more touchdowns than 26 teams in the league.
24. Washington (23)	The most offensive thing about this point-starved team? Its nickname.
25. Tampa Bay (19)	Devil Rays subject of "The Extra 2%" Bucs are more like, "How the other half lives."
26. Buffalo (24)	Billfold is a wallet as opposed to a Bills fold, which describes the past two months.
27. Kansas City (26)	Forty-one days and counting since Chiefs scored more than 10 points in a game.
28. Cleveland (28)	Eighty-four days and counting since Browns scored more than 20 points in a game.
29. Minnesota (29)	Team from the land of a thousand lakes looks to be lost at sea.
30. St. Louis (30)	Looking for Albert Pujols' replacement? You won't find a hitter like that in Rams' lineup.
31. Jacksonville (31)	Jags to modify Obama's motto: Yes we Khan!
32. Indianapolis (32)	It's about time for team owner to have a man-to-Manning talk over Colts' QB future.