State’s almost-first lady has a way with words
Marilyn McKenna tweets up a storm; Nathan Myhrvold’s hyperactive retirement; and men in skirts (well, kilts).
Seattle Times staff columnist
She curses. She cracks. And, apparently, Marilyn McKenna ogles “strapping young” lifeguards at the Y.
How do we know all this about the woman who would have been the first lady of Washington had her husband, Rob McKenna, won the November gubernatorial election?
She tweets. A lot.
Pack of little boys in the locker room w/ moms at the Y this morning. Awright boys, eyes back in your heads.Geez, it starts young.— Marilyn McKenna (@mckennamarilyn) March 28, 2013
Nothing is off-limits.
Not her husband:
"Yes dear, you have really impressive BBQ tools."(rolls eyes)— Marilyn McKenna (@mckennamarilyn) April 1, 2013
Or her kids:
As soon as my battery dies I'm going to have to interact with these people (my family).— Marilyn McKenna (@mckennamarilyn) March 31, 2013
Dear neighbor w/ the Harley, Im too intimidatd by u to tell u how rude it is when u rev your bike @ 5am so Ill just tweet abt itCarry on— Marilyn McKenna (@mckennamarilyn) March 30, 2013
But most of McKenna’s tweets are aimed at herself.
You could put peanut butter in dog food and I'd probably eat it.— Marilyn McKenna (@mckennamarilyn) March 28, 2013
If I ever don jeans with rhinestones on my ass please stage an intervention.— Marilyn McKenna (@mckennamarilyn) March 29, 2013
Styling new spring haircut this morning & my skills are sub-par. S'posed look "seductively tousled," ends up a rats nest + 3rd degree burns.— Marilyn McKenna (@mckennamarilyn) March 29, 2013
McKenna, who has lost 120 pounds over the last couple of years, is training for a marathon, and working on a book called “Eat Like It Matters.”
We’ll get more about all that when we talk with her this week. In the meantime, feel free to follow her: @mckennamarilyn.
His retirement cooks
Nathan Myhrvold still smiles like the sun when he recalls the day he told Bill Gates that he wanted out. Being the chief technology officer at Microsoft was just not cutting it for him.
“He said, ‘You’re kidding!’ ” Myhrvold said of that day in 2000. “And I said, ‘No, really.’ ”
Since then, Myhrvold has been the poster boy for those who cut the so-called “golden handcuffs,” and retire so they can follow their bliss.
Bliss for Myhrvold means acquiring more than 30,000 patents with his Intellectual Ventures and trying to develop a “safe and cheap” nuclear reactor.
But his true love? Cooking. Which is all why Myhrvold presented his second book, “Modernist Cuisine at Home,” to a recent meeting of the Microsoft Alumni Network.
The room was filled with others who had given Gates a grateful goodbye.
“Art Galleries, wine, farming,” Network President Tony Audino, told me as we scanned the room. “It really covers the landscape.”
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Myhrvold’s book is a follow-up to his “Modernist Cuisine,” which won the James Beard Award for Cookbook of the Year in 2012.
“It’s the only cookbook in the world with partial differential equations,” he said. I didn’t get it, but other people did. The book, even at a discounted $140, was selling at a nice clip.
He talked of “opening” wine by putting it in a blender (“I did it for a Spanish duke!”) and using ultrasonic baths to make French fries crisp.
“People always say, ‘When I retire, I’m going to do a lot more cooking,’ ” Myhrvold said. “I actually did.”
A leg up
The phrase “leg man” has taken on a completely different meaning, now that the online gallery of gams otherwise known as the 2nd Annual Men in Kilts has been posted.
The site — entirely and unfortunately safe for work — features some of Seattle’s bravest men, all barelegged and bony-kneed in kilts, all to raise money for the Seattle Ronald McDonald House.
The roster is worth logging on for: Brad Evans and Roger Levesque of the Seattle Sounders FC; Dave Henderson of the Mariners; John Moffitt of the Seattle Seahawks and KJR’s Ian Furness, Jason Puckett, and Jerry Brewer, who has only bared his head here at The Seattle Times, where his column appears in the Sports section. There’s also a very limber Jonathan Poretta of the Pacific Northwest Ballet and Sean Kelly of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, among others.
You can go on the site and vote for your favorite man with a $25 pledge, which covers one night of housing for a family staying at the Seattle Ronald McDonald House.
Voting ends April 12, and the winner will be crowned King of the Kilt.
Nicole Brodeur’s column appears Tuesday and Friday. Reach her at 206-464-2334 or firstname.lastname@example.org.
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