Originally published Saturday, September 3, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Larry Stone's power rankings
Last weeks rankings in parentheses Team 1 Phillies (1) Polanco playing with sports hernia; he'd prefer an arts and crafts hernia 2 Yankees...
Last weeks rankings in parentheses
| Team | ||
| 1 | Phillies (1) | Polanco playing with sports hernia; he'd prefer an arts and crafts hernia |
| 2 | Yankees (3) | New book on Jeter's Yankee captaincy: "The Old Man And the 'C' " |
| 3 | Red Sox (2) | New book on Varitek's Red Sox captaincy: "We Gave 'Em Slocumb, I swear" |
| 4 | Braves (4) | When it comes time to talk contract, Braves could get a Bourn ultimatum |
| 5 | Brewers (5) | Brewers hope to get Rickie Weeks back from ankle injury by mid-September |
| 6 | Diamondbacks (9) | Miguel Montero is best catcher no one's heard of (except for fantasy-leaguers) |
| 7 | Rangers (6) | Beltre comes off DL, thankful it wasn't again for severely contused right testicle |
| 8 | Tigers (8) | Verlander up for MVP, Cy Young and the Irving G. Thalberg Award |
| 9 | Rays (10) | Rays propose new playoff system: Yankees and Red Sox aren't eligible |
| 10 | Angels (7) | Judging by the one HR Bobby has given up, not many hitters can rock the Cassevah |
| 11 | Cardinals (12) | That .300-30 HR-100 RBI line you penciled in for Pujols? Go ahead and pen it in |
| 12 | Giants (11) | You know your offense stinks when your goal is to score runs like the Mariners |
| 13 | Indians (15) | "Manny Being Manny" could mean Manager of the Year for Acta |
| 14 | White Sox (14) | To cut down on ejections, Ozzie tweets his displeasure to umpires |
| 15 | Blue Jays (13) | Bautista is the Player of the Year, but is he the MVP? |
| 16 | Dodgers (21) | McCourt offers generous donation to charity for every Jamey Carroll home run |
| 17 | Reds (16) | Reds contemplating making Chapman a starter next season |
| 18 | Mets (20) | Wilpon offers generous donation to charity for every Dickey fastball over 95 mph |
| 19 | Rockies (17) | With Tulowitzki, Kouzmanoff and Ianetta, scorer goes on DL with writers cramp |
| 20 | Pirates (19) | McCutchen no doubt has same dreams as other young Pirates' stars: Free agency |
| 21 | A's (23) | Soccer-loving Billy Beane decided that all A's games this year would be "friendlies" |
| 22 | Nationals (18) | No. 1 fall attraction: Bryce Harper and Mike Trout on Scottsdale Scorpions (AFL) |
| 23 | Twins (26) | Twins go as far as Mauer and Morneau take them, and this year it wasn't far |
| 24 | Mariners (24) | With Jack traded, Dan retired and Josh released, Mike is the last Wilson standing |
| 25 | Marlins (25) | Marlins are collapsing, but at least Yahoo isn't investigating them |
| 26 | Orioles (29) | Orioles making patented September drive to finish less than 25 games under .500 |
| 27 | Padres (22) | Bud Black wishes he could have pitched against the team he manages |
| 28 | Cubs (27) | Zambrano sent home for the season at the Aug. 31 tirade deadline |
| 29 | Royals (28) | Where's Carlos Febles when you really need him? |
| 30 | Astros (30) | Roger Clemens ordered to stand trial, hopes he's not designated for confinement |









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