Originally published July 23, 2011 at 3:40 PM | Page modified July 23, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Larry Stone's MLB power rankings
Last weeks rankings in parentheses Team 1 Phillies (1) Phillies photo-shopping Vance Worley into all those preseason "Four Aces" posters...
Last weeks rankings in parentheses
| Team | ||
| 1 | Phillies (1) | Phillies photo-shopping Vance Worley into all those preseason "Four Aces" posters |
| 2 | Red Sox (3) | Andrew Miller went to Buchholz HS; too bad Clay Buchholz didn't go to Miller HS |
| 3 | Braves (2) | Freddie Freeman following fine tradition of alliterative Braves like Bruce Benedict |
| 4 | Yankees (5) | Yanks hoping Pirates will dump Andrew McCutchen at deadline out of pure habit |
| 5 | Rangers (6) | Beltre grateful to be on Rangers; his cup runneth over |
| 6 | Giants (4) | Brian Wilson wears spandex tux to ESPYs, named "Worst Prom Date Ever" |
| 7 | Angels (8) | Best race down stretch will be Weaver vs. Verlander for Cy Young |
| 8 | Rays (7) | Rays only team that looks longingly at a baseball palace like the Oakland Coliseum |
| 9 | Tigers (11) | Former Tigers 3B Don Wert only player whose name is spelled out on keyboard |
| 10 | Brewers (14) | Francisco Rodriguez losing his strikeout pitch, now known as 6-3-Rod |
| 11 | Pirates (9) | Alex: Best performance by a Presley since Priscilla in Naked Gun 33-1/3 |
| 12 | Diamondbacks (13) | Will go as far as Willie Bloomquist takes them |
| 13 | Cardinals (10) | Cards go 33 games without stolen base. Lou Brock: "I don't know you anymore" |
| 14 | Indians (12) | They call up blue-chip prospect Jason Kipnis to play second base |
| 15 | Blue Jays (15) | Not many trade rumors involving Jays, but lots of trade rumours involving Jays |
| 16 | Mets (16) | NFL owners just held news conference to announce Carlos Beltran trade |
| 17 | Reds (17) | Aroldis Chapman leading contender to win coveted Claret JUGS Gun |
| 18 | Rockies (19) | Where's Andres Galarraga when you really need him? |
| 19 | White Sox (21) | NFL owners just held news conference to announce Guillen's firing |
| 20 | Twins (20) | Blyleven should give great HOF speech — he's had 14 years to work on it |
| 21 | Nationals (18) | Don't know what Jayson's Werth, but at .218, it ain't $126 million |
| 22 | Marlins (22) | NFL owners just held news conference to announce Marlins are being contracted |
| 23 | Padres (26) | Cameron Maybin starting to look like player Tigers, Marlins thought he'd be |
| 24 | Dodgers (23) | Dodgers' magic number: 7 days until they have to meet payroll again |
| 25 | A's (25) | Matsui hits 500th HR between MLB & Japan; Aaron had 755 between MLB & Belgium |
| 26 | Mariners (24) | M's fans have very high shrugging and long-face percentage |
| 27 | Royals (28) | Jeff Francoeur embraces perennial status as The Human Trade Rumor |
| 28 | Cubs (27) | Four words that could save the Cubs: Pat Gillick, team president |
| 29 | Orioles (29) | Jeremy Guthrie on pace to be first 20-game loser since ... don't peek ... Mike Maroth |
| 30 | Astros (30) | Just think how bad they'd be if they traded Hunter Pence (and they might) |





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