Originally published July 2, 2011 at 3:45 PM | Page modified July 2, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Larry Stone's MLB power rankings
Last weeks rankings in parentheses Team 1 Phillies (1) Lee furious about that earned run he gave up in June, vows "it won't happen again"...
Last weeks rankings in parentheses
| Team | ||
| 1 | Phillies (1) | Lee furious about that earned run he gave up in June, vows "it won't happen again" |
| 2 | Yankees (3) | A-Rod linked to high-stakes poker game; fans have been calling him "Flop" for years |
| 3 | Braves (4) | Jair Jurrjens is best Braves player from Curacao since Andruw Jones |
| 4 | Red Sox (2) | Here's hoping Mike Cameron gets one more shot to go out on top |
| 5 | Giants (6) | Brian Wilson goes ballistic after blown save; you should see him after blown shave |
| 6 | Rays (7) | Innovative GM Friedman to use Groupon for trade-deadline bargains |
| 7 | Cardinals (13) | Ryan Franklin released, leaving MLB with huge void in bushy goatees |
| 8 | Diamondbacks (5) | Tough break for Putz, whose stint on DL takes him out of All-Star consideration |
| 9 | Brewers (8) | Fashionista Prince Fielder lobbies Selig to make it the Home Run Fedora |
| 10 | Rangers (9) | With Josh Hamilton hitting .113 in day games, Nolan Ryan banishes the sun |
| 11 | Indians (10) | Selig retroactively suspends Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, takes away fictional title |
| 12 | Tigers (11) | Underrated bad Tigers trades: Jair Jurrjens for Edgar Renteria |
| 13 | Angels (20) | Trying to trade with M's to ensure Salmon, Trout, Carp outfield in alumni games |
| 14 | Mets (17) | Jose Reyes odds-on favorite to win the Triple Derby at All-Star Game |
| 15 | Pirates (15) | Top prospect Presley called up, told to ditch his blue suede cleats |
| 16 | Reds (14) | Where's Todd Benzinger when you really need him? |
| 17 | Nationals (12) | Riggleman gets multiyear contract extension from his cellphone provider |
| 18 | White Sox (19) | Adam Dunn: More K's than a Kim Kardashian autograph session |
| 19 | Mariners (18) | Smashing performances by Tacoma call-ups Ackley, Curto |
| 20 | Rockies (16) | Rockies hope Mark Ellis is the next Jose Lopez, except, you know, good |
| 21 | Blue Jays (21) | Drabek hasn't been another Roy Halladay yet; barely another Roy Corcoran |
| 22 | Twins (23) | Thome 6 homers shy of 600 club; Griffey can't wait to teach him secret handshake |
| 23 | A's (22) | A's activate Harden, but he still thinks he's pitching in simulated games |
| 24 | Padres (26) | Padres and M's need to isolate the offense-sucking virus at Peoria Sports Complex |
| 25 | Dodgers (25) | Tony Gwynn Jr. paying his dad 50 batting-average points per year in inheritance tax |
| 26 | Orioles (24) | This Double-A All-Star pitcher has great name for success: Pedro Viola |
| 27 | Royals (27) | Great future, but Royals fans wonder when that will translate to a great present |
| 28 | Marlins (29) | Reggie Jackson: Mr. October. Jack McKeon: Mr. Octogenerian. |
| 29 | Cubs (28) | Cubs relate to NBA, NFL lockouts: They've been locked out of Series since 1908 |
| 30 | Astros (30) | Instead of "Turn Back The Clock," Astros prefer "Turn Off The Scoreboard" |

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