||Boston fans still haven't forgiven Braves for leaving town
||Little-known interleague fact: Mets, Yankees play for the Buttafuoco Cup
||New owners to give Aaron more prominent role; how about starting right fielder?
||Fausto has replaced Rafael as the best Carmona in baseball history
||Reeling Brewers starting to get that Rob Deer In the Headlights look
||Andrew Miller has a chance to be the next Tim Lincecum
||Is it just me, or does it seem like Rudy Seanez has been pitching since 1978?
||Shea Hillenbrand has been the Angels' DN: Designated Non-Hitter
||San Diego (8)
||Padres have their own assault on 755 ... but enough about Tony Gwynn's weight
||White Sox (14)
||Guillen's lineup card comes with "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics" label
||David Stern suspends Chad Tracy and Eric Byrnes for booing Robert Horry
||You can see it coming: Custmania
||San Francisco (11)
||It's now clear what's needed to spice up the Bonds case: Greg LeMond
||Phils' players have asked for June 10 off to watch final episode of "The Sopranos"
||RHP Borkowski similar to RHP Borowski, only with a higher K ratio
||Where's Richie Sexson when you really need him?
||Where the women are strong, the men good-looking, and Santana is above average
||Say it in your Dennis Green angry voice: "The Cubs are who we thought they were!"
||Clemens changes mind, says he'd rather play for AL East contender ... like Tampa Bay
||Stadium deal falls through, Marlins threaten move to Key West for spring break
||Tampa Bay (26)
||Disney World games such a success, Rays will play series at Dollywood
||St. Louis (23)
||Words you never thought you'd hear: Braden Looper, staff ace
||Pirates could use one more quality starter, someone like, oh, Oliver Perez
||Who needs Roy Halladay when you have Jesse Litsch?
||Wonder if Earl Weaver is busy these days
||That Kansas City-Colorado rivalry just gets more bitter every year
||What reliever McBeth says to batter after a K: "Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"
||Rangers in the night, exchanging losses ...
||Kansas City (29)
||Wonder if Whitey Herzog is busy these days
||Nationals announce that they're going to play this season as an independent