Our trees' blue hue wasn't the brightest idea
What a stroke of luck it was to have an Aussie artist parachute into town to save us from our own ignorance. You might have seen Konstantin...
Seattle Times staff columnist
What a stroke of luck it was to have an Aussie artist parachute into town to save us from our own ignorance.
You might have seen Konstantin Dimopoulos, or some of his minions, flitting around town, staining perfectly healthy trees a vivid tarp-blue color. The project, at Westlake Park and along the Burke-Gilman Trail, is part of an international "art installation" cleverly entitled The Blue Trees.
The blue hue is the artist's subtle attempt to draw attention to trees, which he himself has concluded people take for granted, despite their vital role as "the lungs of the world."
The blue stain, made from the stone azurite, is expected to gradually wash away.
As soon as it does, Mr. Wrap will be applying for his own 1-percent-for-the-arts grant, financed by an additional 30 grand in public funds, for a follow-up art project, The Brown and Green Trees.
It's designed to make the even-more-profound point that the best way to honor our trees is to leave them the hell alone.
Other high art:
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And Finally: Bill White, the 62-year-old father and co-conspirator in the Twisp family accused in a slew of poaching crimes, including the slaughter of much of the state's first fledgling wolf pack in the Methow Valley, struck a plea deal which, unbelievably, includes zero jail time. Federal "prosecutors" in Spokane, take note: Treatments are available these days for low-testosterone syndrome. Get help.Ron Judd's column appears each Sunday. Reach him at email@example.com
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"The Wrap" appears on Sundays, highlighting the absurd and providing the punch line to the week's news headlines.