They said what? All-time funny coaching quotes
Here are a few all-time funny coaching quotes.
Not every coach has the boring, "we're taking it one game at a time" personality. Some, like Mike Leach, aren't afraid to tell you the truth. Here are a few all-time funny coaching quotes.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
— John McKay, USC"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb."
— Knute Rockne, Notre Dame"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."
— Erk Russell, Georgia Southern"Three things can happen when you pass the ball, and two of them are bad."
— Woody Hayes, Ohio State"I had a lifetime contract, but the administration declared me dead."
— Frank Howard, Clemson"Football is not a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
— Duffy Daugherty, Michigan State"Always remember ... Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David."
— Shug Jordan, Auburn"I don't want to win enough to be placed on NCAA probation, I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
— Bob Devaney, Nebraska"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education."
— Murray Warmath, Minnesota"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died."
— Frank Leahy, Notre Dame