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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

If you can't laugh at yourself ... April Fools!

Everyone knows real Seattleites don't use umbrellas, the 155 days of measurable rain in an average year be damned. But that unofficial bumber ban, when you think about it, is callously species-centric: Our official Very Best Friends might benefit from what we eschew. After all: You try walking around this place outside with your eyes on top of your head.